Lisa: The Painful RPG Fanart

I generally don't like to do fanart, but when drunk drawing on stream last night I decided to ask for a fanart request from my viewers, and Lisa: The Painful was suggested. One of my all-time favorite games so I went for it.

From left to right: Nern Guan, Brad Armstrong, Terry Hintz

If you haven't played Lisa you're really missing out on the most tragic experience in video game history. It will really mess you up. I fucking loved it. 

I GOT BAEG

On request of Spoonshiro, I have done three videogame screenshot mock-ups for a class project of his. There is also the matter of a logo for said project, but fucks sake its 3 am right now and I've put 8 hours into this today. That's a full work day and you cant legally make me do more, Spoony! I'll call the district manager! Yeah, I'll call Donny! Don't act like I won't, I'm on Donny's good side!

Burned Dirt, totally not a clone of Scorched earth.

Clobber, a street brawler full of old in-jokes.
See if you can spot them all!

Dust Wars, a turn based strategy war game for the Grentendu Distraction Lad Deluxe.

More Old Scrappos

I dug deeper into my old art folder and found a bunch more old stuff tucked away in a subfolder of a subfolder, so now I'm going to dump it here. Most of this is from before 2012 and a lot of it is unfinished, because why would I bother completing it if the Mayan Apocalypse was right around the corner?

Im putting the images under the jump break because its about to get ugly. Click "Read More" if you want to see a man losing an arm and green lantern if he was a pimp instead of a superhero.

Moped Jousters!

There's three things you want to keep in mind when you want to knock something on its ass: be quick, strike hard, and keep a low center of gravity. The Moped Jousters know this well. The best among them can plant their laser sharpened lance deep into the engine block of a tank then scoot off into obscurity, and the assholes inside won't even know what happened until they climb outside to find what has been colloquially called "a middle finger" sticking out of the ass end of their now useless idiot tub.

And thus ends ELEVEN HOURS of drawing today, holy good fucking christ! Thats six drawings in one day, a personal record! The Jousters could use some more work but I was getting pretty ragged around the 9 hour mark. Also, I would like to thank the lardpirates crew for... fucking nothing all they did was queue up nickelodeon commercials and fucking modem sounds to my playlist. (Nah, seriously though guys thanks for sticking around and providing some critique and occasionally tossing me some good tunes.)

Dogs!

Man's best friend since our dumb asses fell out of the trees and couldn't climb back up, alerting us to danger and aiding us in our hunts. Nowadays, It's not uncommon to come across a working dog exploring the world that is making a bigger paycheck than you. The evolution of the dog has progressed so rapidly that it knows more about how to survive an encounter with alien invaders than most people do. There is even one account of a dog disarming a nuke somewhere up north. Man, that's one good-ass dog.

Meatheads!

One thing needed on this bastard of a planet is copious heaps of pure muscle, and the Meatheads have perfected the art of getting ripped. Their extreme training regimens handed down through generations can turn your average scrawny nobody into a brickhouse Adonis at incredible rates, amazingly without having to rely on dangerous chemicals that have led others down dark paths into maddening hugeness. They're not the brightest, but when you're crushing engine blocks on your forehead like beer cans something silly like graduating high school is of little concern.

Road Shamans!

For centuries they have travelled the land in vehicles older than the New Histories. Ancient hot rods faster and more durable than any new-aged imitation, held together by masterful engineering and ancient mysticism. Their abilities also extend far beyond fixing up old beaters. When the world ended for the umpteenth time and we were all squirreled away in our cozy little shelters waiting for whatever crazy demon landed via meteorite to tire out and sleep for another thousand years, these guys were outside livin' it up.

The Schonkus

Another RPG enemy dude however this one's name and description belongs to my friend Zeke, who wants to use it for his own dumb RPG he's had in the works for ages now.

Horseface Killa

His original description, as written in his Fiend Fauxilio, a collection of weird monsters created by himself and some other guy who  I assume was tripping on peyote while laying face down on a dungeon master's guide.

Schonkus:  A minor demon that appears as a Horse-head with two buff arms coming out of its neck, and no body whatsoever.  It swings from cover on ceilings, where it might grip with its strong hands for hours at a time.  They often attack sleeping adventurers.  They plague and pursue those that have upset demon crime lords.  If killed, they explode in a disgusting burst of filth that frequently spreads disease.  The Schonkus are notoriously stupid, and frequently harass the wrong target.  They are most often sent after those that break a demonic pact.

I took some liberties with the description, as you can see. I felt giving him a partial torso would make more sense anatomically, and decided to not draw him hanging from a ceiling as that would display strangely in-game.

Unrelated: What is it with people joining my art streams and telling self-depreciating jokes about their dicks? It happens almost every night and I don't understand.

Return of Crazed Idiot

More RPG mooks! This time, I brought back the first enemy from my sort-of abandoned RPG Maker game, Hype Knight, the tale of a man who claims to have done such amazing acts of strength and heroism that nobody believes a word he says. That is, until push comes to shove, and he shoves his whole arm right down push's throat and fires a laser beam out of his palm. His whole joke is he's basically an overpowered mary-sue type character whose powers quickly fade if he doesn't maintain his badass image.

The first (and only) encounter in the game is with an un-named psychopath in a lone house in the woods who attacks him with a knife.

He's loosely based on a default enemy sprite in RPG Maker. The knife, moustache, and hair-do are cribbed from that sprite, but his bare chest, delightful tattoo, and cheerful countenance and are all me.

Gameplay notes time!

• HHHRGFHHH FUCK OFFFFF
• Recurring appearances throughout the game, keeps coming back like Jason Vorhees
• GET THE FHHFH GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE
• Move set heavily scaled towards applying bleed debuffs
• FUCKING YOU FUUUCK FUCKING WALKING STEAK COME HERE
• Hopefully a difficult fight each time he's encountered, I want the player to say "oh SHIT" out loud every time he jumps out of a dumpster.

Eldritch Escort

Number 2 in my calvacade of hideous freaks is the Eldritch Escort, a hooker from a plane mankind was not meant to know about.

I don't know how the fuck the best hair I've ever drawn isn't even hair at all, its a mass of squiddy tentacles. Also the anatomy on the more humanoid bits is a bit iffy here, real sloppy work. I need to work on that.

Gameplay elements?:

• Alluring Insanity
• Interplanar diseases
• "How much for that skull?"

Shout outs to the two guys who joined my stream and attempted to troll me. Nice try guys, but your technique needs work. Maybe try insults instead of just saying gross things about your dad's dick.

Seriously what the hell

Blimpanzee

I got the urge to attempt to make a weird Wizardry style RPG again, and rather than start with making some janky-ass code in game maker that nobody will ever see or have fun with, why not start with designing some enemies that I can actually show off?

So I present to you the Blimpanzee! (name credit goes to my buddy Spoonshiro)

Like a normal chimpanzee they smoke cigarettes and have the strength to rip a man's arm off. However, Blimpanzees are also filled with compressed methane gas.

Possible gameplay attributes:

• Ape-like creature with crinkled hands. 
• Explode upon taking fire damage
• Explode upon taking puncture damage (fart gas reaching lit cigarette), unless first hit with water.
• AOE nauseate effect from farts? I dunno about this one.
• Float in mid-air

I drew this on live stream with Mr. Salad Dongs feeding obnoxious songs into my bot's music playlist, and I think that really helped give this guy the crude and ugly feel I was hoping to achieve. I also decided to try adding a thick outline to the whole thing, something I haven't done on any of my work since I was a young'ern.

One last thing: I feel sorry for the guy who joined my stream because I jokingly added #ASMR #RELAXING #CHILL to my stream title and this song came up right after he said hi.

Sketch page from hell

Well shit on me, I actually started drawing again without a whole damn year passing! But in that short time I've already regressed into shit tier. Look at that fucker in the middle! Fucker's a background character in a klasky-csupo show. Charles Figg turned out nice though, but it all went downhill after that. Samantha started out looking like a feminist elmer fudd but then i added on the juggalo makeup and the horrible punk hairdo and gave her a dumb name combining "jester" and "lucifer" because that sounds like something a juggalo would come up with after huffing gas in the shed behind their step-mom's trailer. I got cranky and quit on the fourth guy.

More coming soon probably. Been feeling the art buzz for the last few days after my brother in law drew a picture of me punching an old woman in the jaw with my Magic Knuckles.

thanks bro

MY FERSONA

THIS IS WOLF ZANGIEF HE IS MY FURSONA

DO NOT STEAL HIM YOU WILL GET A GREEN HAND TO THE FACE

Vargskelethor Fan Art

Done for Joel AKA VargSkelethor, one of my favorite video game streamers. In the end, I wound up not liking it, but I'm putting it out anyway because I spent a lot of goddamn time on this turd. If Mario and Fred Flintstone are throwing you off, this might clear things up.

Most people would be put off by drawings of their mascot dragging their severed head around, but I get a feeling Joel is not one of those people.

4/15/2016 update: I still haven't sent this in to him because I can't seem to catch him when he's streaming. Also, I hate those shitty looking clouds.

Heads Removed Professionally

Delivered clean, no stains cuts or bruises. Free shipping if needed. Contact Baxter T. Gebbley through your local black market information network.

Professional Headhunting has been in the Gebbley family for generations. It's a name you can trust!

Tuesday Night Sketchin'

Done live on my Twitch channel. A nice break from another piece I've spent the last two and a half days on.

Richie's really got it rough, not only is he a parasitic twin attatched to his famous musician brother Waldo's forehead, but he's going bald while Waldo's flowing locks are a magnet for classy middle aged ladies and are the envy of men across the world. (also pictured: Richie in his dreams.)

Chag is a gift for my internet e-buddy Mud AKA SaladDongs, based on some characters he's drawn.

Anime Johnson-Kun is on a quest to become the best bowler in neo-retro-japan, but first he must defeat the four masters of the Ultralanes and rescue his girlfriend Gutter-Chan, an underaged ball return chute who pretends to hate him.

Trashy Ann can't remove her tracheal stud because it puts her at severe risk for lower respiratory tract infections. She was fired from Arby's because of this.

Five bucks is Five Bucks. No more, no less. What a deal!

close up of Johnson-Kun's eyes INCASE YOU DIDNT GET THE JOKE

Choose your own adventure:

You are in a dumpster. An Art Dumpster. Infront of you is a trash bag.

 Cut it open? >Y

This unfinished garbage spills out. Flies immediatley swarm it.

First project in paint tool sai. reason for not finishing:
i fucked up the layers.

Second project in paint tool sai. A life drawing study
i wanted to try some outfit design on, but then i got sick of it.

Just some quick sketchos for a live stream.  My favorite is the dracula.
Second favorite is the guy in the middle who wasn't intended to be
android 16, but it was too late to turn back when i noticed he was.

Clarification: drawn with the steam controller's gyroscope set
to mouse mode, not the touchpads.

PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE HUGE

MY BIGNESS IS SUPREME.

Dale the Infected Cultist

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I did this live on Twitch. Here's a little fun highlight from the stream.


EDIT: This was my first piece of shit from a LOOOONG ass drawing hiatus and holy hell does it show. This is garbage!