Thursday, April 21, 2016

Return of Crazed Idiot

More RPG mooks! This time, I brought back the first enemy from my sort-of abandoned RPG Maker game, Hype Knight, the tale of a man who claims to have done such amazing acts of strength and heroism that nobody believes a word he says. That is, until push comes to shove, and he shoves his whole arm right down push's throat and fires a laser beam out of his palm. His whole joke is he's basically an overpowered mary-sue type character whose powers quickly fade if he doesn't maintain his badass image.

The first (and only) encounter in the game is with an un-named psychopath in a lone house in the woods who attacks him with a knife.

He's loosely based on a default enemy sprite in RPG Maker. The knife, moustache, and hair-do are cribbed from that sprite, but his bare chest, delightful tattoo, and cheerful countenance and are all me.

Gameplay notes time!

  • HHHRGFHHH FUCK OFFFFF
  • Recurring appearances throughout the game, keeps coming back like Jason Vorhees
  • GET THE FHHFH GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE
  • Move set heavily scaled towards applying bleed debuffs
  • FUCKING YOU FUUUCK FUCKING WALKING STEAK COME HERE
  • Hopefully a difficult fight each time he's encountered, I want the player to say "oh SHIT" out loud every time he jumps out of a dumpster.

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